Three’s Company

Ross: Come and knock on our door…

William: Come and knock on our door, we’re waiting for you, where the kisses are her’s and her’s and his, Three’s Company too.

William Henley

William Henley

You know the colon is in a really funky place. (Refering to German keyboard)

Ross Johnston

Sprechen sie deutsch?

Adam Burgess

So you lost your baggage?

William Henley

You know its been two days since I’ve had my Ritalin

I’m really tired and I’m hyper at the same time. This sucks.

William Henley

I really like these MOZART balls. Can you believe they are made by kraft.

William Henley

Will: And then…

Helga: Shhh. Eat!

William Henley

William Henley

I’ve already worn these for a week and a half

Ross Johnston and Will

Your chickens are frozen before they are even killed

Your chickens are cooked before the Colonel gets them

Will is not used to Chickens not served in a bucket.

Will (Refering to the Roasted Chicken)

How the heck am I suppose to eat this with a fork?

William Henley (about the Wiener Schnitzel)

You know this fish is really good

William Henley

Ross what are you doing

Situps

You call them situps.

Yea, How do you do sit-ups?

Well let me see if I can do one.

Ross Johnston on first day of Marketing class

Marketing Prof.: So why are you changing from Marketing to Finance.

Ross: Well, I feel that marketing is mostly intuitive and the stuff they teach doesn’t really apply.

William Henley

Can I get a german newspaper in English

William Henley

I got on the right bus just going the wrong way.

Adam

And then we had those four sandwiches after dinner

Ross: Yea, sandwiches. Something with a plum filling, coated in sugar, milk, rum, and eggs, and then fried. Yea, those were sandwhiches.

Adam: Ross, You’re going to get hit.

Helga (after talking to Will on the phone)

I wasn’t sure who it was on the phone. I thought it was someone’s mother calling from the states.

Adam hears Will outside of Door.

“Will, what are you doing out there.”

“I’m just trying to get on my pickachu.”

“WHAT?!”

“I’m trying to get on my pickachu.”

“What type of sick weirdo are you?!”

“What do you have against Pokemon?!.”

Will:

“You should have seen the size of our Wiener, I mean strudel.”

Will:

This train reminds me of a James Bond movie.

Will (at hotel in Prague):

When I said that I didn’t care where I slept or who I slept with, this is not exactly what I had in mind.

William: What did Nadia ask?

Helga: How old are you?

William: Reallz, that’s what she asked?

Helga: And your answer is…

William: Danka, Guten.

Will (about Prague)

You know, its funny how you can walk into a shop in Prague in the middle of the Czeck Republic, and find out that the shopowners speak better English than you do.